Too bad he can't run for re-election

The masters at Loser Machine Company bring you this Dark Seas Smoke Signals adult t-shirt

Rex logo in colorful block letters

boasting an "I candy-heart My Awesome Partner" graphic on the front

Always Be Yourself Cthulhu Black Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Too bad he can't runAll growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be.. Cthulhu? ! Features the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a Cthulhu. Then always be a Cthulhu" across the front. Because being a greater god is so much cooler. This exclusive Old Glory design is printed on a high quality 100% cotton, crew neck, long sleeve t shirt.